Monday:The only things to do, and the only thing you should be doing, is getting your a** to Georgica Monday's in East Hampton. 1/2 price bottles flowing, and the best DJ's around.
Tuesdays you can go to industry night at the Stephen Talkhouse in Amagansett. Drink special's include $5 Presidente, Budlight, Red Stripe, Drafts, Stoli mix drinks, and Diplomatico rum drinks. I don't know how industrial you're going to be feeling the next day, but it's worth it. If that's not good enough for you, or you are feeling a night out in Montauk, The Sloppy Tuna has ladies night every Tuesday and Thursday and it's always poppin', $2 drinks for the ladies between 11 PM and 1 AM... you will be a sloppy tuna after that!
The Sloppy Tuna: Tuesday, Thursdays and all weekend you can't go wrong.
Wednesday: Ladies night at the Southampton Publick House with $3 beer and wine!
Thursday: You can go to East Hampton Route and rage at SL East with their Deju Vue Thursdays, open bar 10 to 11 PM and $4 dollar well drinks after that along with 1/2 price bottles. If you want to go the Montauk route you should start your evening pre-gaming at 668 Gig Shack then head on over to the Sloppy Tuna for another ladies night. 2 dolla, make ya holla!
668 Gig Shack:
Sorry, all out of Sloppy Tuna photos...
Now it's the weekend. Decision making time! Do you hit up the Tavern for some drinks then head over to the Talkhouse later? Or do you go real hard and tear up Montauk again? Sloppy Tuna, Gig Shack, Memory, the Point!? Do 'em all. My friend said to me the other day, "My workout regiment for the week, walking from bar to bar." I guess we can throw dancing in there as well.
Friday and Saturday:
Also I suggest you end your night at liars. #winning.
Sunday: I suggest during the day you hit up the Boardy Barn or enjoy a nice day, day bombing, at Cyril's. After that, East Hampton Points Reggae night. Then cruise back out to Montauk for The Point's "Sloppy Sundays" for 2$ drinks from 11 PM to 2 AM. It's always very hard to make it to work on Monday. You know that's not Grey Goose they're giving you at that price.
Sorry the photos aren't the best quality, my phone had to be put in a plastic bag.
Suggestion: if you go to Boardy Barn DON'T go to East Hampton Point after. It's not good to mix trashy and classy places together. If you do make it to Sloppy Sunday's in Montauk, then you're a straight up champ!
Your hangover cure.
Now, don't get me wrong, there are tons of other fun places in the Hamptons. These are just our suggested places if you're trying to get real down and dirty.